Slang for waxing salons, especially ones that do Brazilians and other specialty 'muff' work. Slang refers to how the wax is ripped or stripped off, pulling out the stubble or hair with it.
Girl to Another: I need to make an appointment at the Muffrippers.
Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!
Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.
Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!
Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!
Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.
Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!
by sarasplayroom.com August 16, 2009
Get the Muffrippers mug.Potential opportunity for obtaining access to the muff of the fairer sex (females). Muffortunities exist in just about every setting, particularly at the grocery store, universities or at nightclubs etc.
Mike: Wow, look at this place! Its so full of gorgeous women about the same age as us!
Clay: Oh the muffortunities!
Clay: Oh the muffortunities!
by Coinage August 21, 2006
Get the muffortunities mug.she oppend her leggs and i saw the muffro.
did u see marks hair today, he looked like simon amstell with a muffro
did u see marks hair today, he looked like simon amstell with a muffro
by james lorry January 28, 2009
Get the muffro mug.Girl: Ugh, these cramps are killing me and I look fugly...like a ragamuffin.
Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!
Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!
by JohnnieB54 February 4, 2009
Get the muffsaraggin mug.Sex position. Performed by a female on an unsuspecting sleeping sex partner, usually In retaliation for an equally disturbingand popular sex position known as the Snuffalufagus. Although very similar in execution and delivery, subtle differences create very distinguishible outcomes. In order for the male to perform the Snuffalufagus properly he hovers his hairy ass with penis tucked down between his legs over sleeping partner's face, when ready he simply starts singing loudly and tickling her hard " can you tell me how to get , how to get to Sesame street. She will awake disoriented and delighted as she dreamily gets to meet her favorite hairy trunked muppet. Moments later delight turns to disgust as she realize's she is only inches away from his hairy ass and penis.
When performing the muffilufigusthe female yells out phenomina and grabs his junk while hovering her ass over his face. If performed properly he will inadvertently Big Bird her muffilufigus, sitting up quickly banging his beak into her muffilufigus.
When performing the muffilufigusthe female yells out phenomina and grabs his junk while hovering her ass over his face. If performed properly he will inadvertently Big Bird her muffilufigus, sitting up quickly banging his beak into her muffilufigus.
by anonymous February 23, 2018
Get the Muffalufagus mug.A beautiful young individual who knows what she wants in life... very good in bed and a amazing kisser.. only when it comes to tongue tho.
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Very funny and can be considered a funny friend. An extrovert and an introvert at the same time.
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Very funny and can be considered a funny friend. An extrovert and an introvert at the same time.
by radcar12 June 14, 2015
Get the mufaro mug.This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).
Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.
by Corn Smith January 17, 2010
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