muddy water balloon

when you have the squirts and you shit into a condom and throw it in ya bitches face

I gave jon's mom a muddy water balloon last night and she loved it

by your mom's other nukka November 2, 2009

testing the muddy water

Trying butt sex for the first time.

Patrick is testing the muddy water with Trish tonight.

by crabbysparkles February 12, 2014

Muddy water

When you do anal in a bath and the shitty water is all that remains

Chad: can we get out the bath I’m tired of all this muddy water

by Pigpig161 April 11, 2020

drinking muddy water

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".

Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."

by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022

muddy the water

When a man takes a shit, and then stands up and turns around to take a piss. He pisses on his own shit, making the water turn brown.

dooga: yo dawg after i let out that monster load, i decided to muddy the water

goodooga: yo man i did that last week!!

by Chrisoshayyy February 24, 2006

Drinking muddy water

Drinking muddy water is a term used to describe someone blocking your view. Examples would be standing in front of a TV or blocking a camera's view of the subject.

James stop drinking muddy water we are trying to watch the game

by Mr_dude_man January 19, 2025

Muddy Waters

If you don't know who muddy waters is you are gay....

Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...

by TheFrogsAreTurningGay June 17, 2020