mmpt

made my pussy throb

Him: kisses all over her
Her: stop you’re mmpt

by Cupid Love March 16, 2022

Mumptyhole

Mumptyhole means ‘Fat Cunt’ the first half ‘Mump’ means Fat and ‘Tyhole’ means Cunt

Kade ate lots of chocolate and is now a mumptyhole

by mumptyhole February 27, 2020

Mumpty

A Mumpty is a Mum who is far cooler than normal Mums. A Mumpty never tells you to turn your music down, likes your friends, gets pissed with you, provides you with money for extra curricular activities and doesn't set a curfue.

I told Mumpty I wasn't coming back for tea tonight.

Mumpty's coming to the pub with us tonight.

by KizzieShadows December 28, 2009

MSDPTM

Acronym for Methinks She Doth Protest Too Much!!! Paraphrased from the Hamlet snippet "The Lady Doth Protest Too Much Methinks." To be used when you catch a beeyatch backtracking and gaming way too much too cover their dirty deeds.

Shelly had her friend ring up her boyfriend from her work phone at 4:20 pm and not leave a message while she was out hoeing a row.

MSDPTM!!!

by Mr. Chips May 11, 2006

mumpty

A storage area in a house, usually on the top floor.

The mumpty has become all dusty...we need to clear it up.

by mumpty lover May 13, 2005

mumpty

A storage area, usually consists of one whole group.

Eg: The mumpty upstairs needs sorting out.

by Mumpty lover March 13, 2005

mampt

Mampt is a word that you are able to put when you're a fucking fat little cunt who thinks they're funny because you searched random shit in the urban dictionary so fuck off to your mom's pussy

GET MAMPT YOU FAT CUNT

by TheMamptGod December 14, 2020