Missus

The woman upon whom a guy is whipped upon. Dating, married or not.

Jimbo: don't dog the boys for the missus
Mikey: she's not my missus boys

by BanterMemeKing May 18, 2017

Work Missus

A work missus is a girl at the office who you would like to get jiggy with and you have told your co-workers about these feelings. After which she is then allocated as your work missus and no other co-workers should be approaching her in predatory or flirtatious manner.

Any breach of this policy can cause conflict in the office hence the need for a strictly enforced work missus system. Harbouring feelings for another man's work missus is known as having a secret work missus and can not be discussed.

John, "Louise, is looking fine today, I would like to get my hands on her". "Sorry John she is Richard's work missus, you will have to find another".

by Belgraviadan September 19, 2016

missus

your missus is your byrd

Your missus is a nutter.

by youknowsit November 2, 2006

missus

What pussy-whipped guys call their girlfriend/wife.

I'll have to ask the missus if I can join you and all the blokes for a boys night out.

by great success February 18, 2010

Half Missus

A lady who you do everything with you would a girlfriend, but she's not your girlfriend.

Last week me and my half missus went to the movies.

by Kiwi 1r June 18, 2021

Missus Corbett

A sexual position where a woman starts in the reverse cowgirl position and then rolls her torso back until laying against the man's chest. This allows him to reach around and massage her and has a good angle for him and her.

Dude 1: 'My lady and were getting busy and she reverse cowgirled me!'
Dude 2: 'Dude, did you roll her back into a Missus Corbett? Its awesome!'
Dude 1: 'YES, Sir!'

by AMansMan March 9, 2011

Missus

Word used on the internet, meaning his/your girlfriend. Used when you know each other better than a first-time date.

My missus is so hetal.

by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015