Mr T

The only man that can look Chuck Norris in the eye and not die instantly, Due to his high levels of Awesome.

Chuck Norris and Mr T walked into a bar, which immediately exploded. That level of Awesome cannot be contained in anything.

by Fencing Dude July 8, 2006

mr t

Twice winner of world's toughest bouncer contest. Was in Rocky III and the a-team. Extremely cool.

his real name is Lawrence

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Mr T

Played plane fearing, milk drinking, ass kicking BA Baracus in the A Team.
Pitied fools and tried to present a good role model to chilren at the same time.
Produced the world's best motivational video, which everyone should live their lives by, includes sections on how to recoup after doing something absoludicrous and what to do if your friends find alcohol and cigarettes in a bin, get instantly high and offer some to you (peer pressure).
Owner of huge amounts of jewellery.

"Mr T knows how to treat his mother right and he was in the A-Team, that makes him a god."

by James Haskin April 14, 2006

mr. t

The most awesome man ever. He pitied da foo and liked to bust foo's haids.

Foo: Hey.
Mr. T: Shut yo jibba-jabba, foo, fo' I bust yo haid!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 24, 2008

Mrs. T

A narrow strip of hair covering the lips of a woman's vagina. Derived from the mohawk haircut of Mr. T.

Hey did you see that UFC ring girl in Playboy? She's got a nice Mrs. T!

by Digib Flarlee McZzzz August 5, 2012

mr t

Pitier of fools. His real name is B A Baracka

Seen all that bling bling mr t wears. He is a pimp. He will also be joining the pimp region or pimpage.

by jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz December 28, 2005

Mr T.

The act of punching a bald man or woman in the face, cumming on their scalp, removing their pubes and arranging it like a Mohawk. This is an alternative option to the Abe Lincoln

Steve was embarrased at work after some one took the A-Team Halloween Office party a wee bit to seriously and gave him a Mr T.

by imoldgregg9669 March 1, 2011