Mr.Brown

A man that has an uncanny ability to catch people wanking on school property.

Dude 1: Dude worst thing happened the other day.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: Mr.Brown caught me jacking off into the bin during the test.
Dude 2: Yeah he has the ability to do that.

by Shaqs Oats October 18, 2021

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

by Jiminator February 16, 2008

Mr Brown Hand

A mr brown hand is when you take a shit directly into your cupped hand. Then proceed to smear the fecal matter onto/into someones face (preferably near the mouth). This should be done while the person is asleep or past-out from the consumption of alcohol or other drugs.

Man you should have seen the Mr Brown Hand we gave Charles last night. When he woke up and realized that there was shit all over his face and in his mouth he just about tore the house down.

by ManOfFire March 19, 2009

Mr Brown is at the garden gate

In desperate need to defecate.

Got to go, Mr Brown is at the garden gate.

by The gong practitioner July 17, 2020

Brown Mr Whippy

When a girl sucks a guys dick whilst hes taking a shit.

Ooooohhh..that girl was so ferral! All she wanted was some 'Brown Mr Whippy'!!!!!

by Robert J. Melrose June 3, 2003

Downtown with Mr. Brown

a term black men use to refer to jacking off.

Stephon: Man, im really nervous about my interview today

Laquintin: My negro, just got Downtown with Mr. Brown!

Stephon: (30 minutes later) Wow Laquintin! That really helped!

Laquintin: You know i always be gotten yo back boiii

by Jaxman92 July 8, 2010

seeing Mr. Brown to the coast

Taking a dump for several minutes.

I was just seeing Mr. Brown to the coast.

by Elpido Gomez August 23, 2006