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A boy who is incapable of closing the deal with any existing female. Usually incapable of the flirting although even when opportunities hit him right in the face the deal is never completed
“Man that guy has more chance of falling out of a boat on the ocean and not hitting water than fucking that girl
“Man that guy is such a Moxon”
Moxon by ElRicho November 24, 2021
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mr moxon 

Annoying
Mean
Doesn't believe in truth
Amazing in bed
Likes apes
Often lives in cupboards
There are apes around, mr moxon on must be near

The moon is beautiful isn’t it? 

This is an alternative way of saying i love you in Japanese
Josh: the moon is beautiful isn’t it?
Ryan: yeah it sure is..

First Man On The Moon

On July 21, 1969, with the Apollo 11 Spaceflight, Neil Armstrong was the 1st human to step on the Moon! Buzz Aldrin joined him 20 minutes later & they spent 2 1/4th hours gathering 47.5 pounds of lunar material for return to Earth. Pilot Michael Collins stayed in lunar orbit until they returned to the ship. July 24th was splashdown at 819 miles SW of Hawaii. As Neil Armstrong took his 1st step onto the surface of the Moon, he said "1 small step by a man; 1 giant leap for mankind."
I was fortunate to see the live TV broadcast of the First Man On The Moon & it had tremendous impact on me, starting a lifelong love of space & the Moon.

canyon moon 

this is one of harry styles’ best songs and tbh you should go stream it before his cat evie (who tf knew he has a cat) gets angry at u
person 1: “ugh i hate canyon moon by harry styles
person 2: *punches person 1 for having no taste*
canyon moon by coucouxmedicine September 1, 2020

Amish Moon Butter 

When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.
Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!