Mobologist

A fake "scientist" that studies the mafia and mob involvement in modern history. This person panders to a dumb demographic that thinks they know about the Italian culture and infers they are all gangsters.

After reading the godfather, I am now a mobologist.

by Jackson doff October 30, 2017

Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.

Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

by t3vin24 April 7, 2017

oovologist

Someone who is a master in oovology, which is the study of UV-Blue.. by far the best blue raspberry vodka out there

Sean Rooney.. the only living oovologist

by Holtz April 3, 2005

mopologist

An duty added to your job description when your boss doesn't want to hire the proper person and just wants to be a tight wad

I'm a surgical tech and my boss revised our job description and added mopologist to our duties.

by Pinché Cindy August 3, 2017

moriologist

A person who has been hired to mourn at a funeral!

"That veiled woman is an absolute moriologist!"

by Dr. Sam Sultan October 17, 2014

Mixologist

A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari

Q: Should we get some negronis?

A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...

by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021

Fecal Mixologist

See: shit stirrer

That professor is a real fecal mixologist

by witofatwit December 12, 2010