Moustachery

Noun. 1. Activities or shenanigans most commonly associated with people adorning any number of face ornaments (moustaches) and usually associated with alcohol and/or a lack of pants. 2. A local establishment or residence where clientele are known for sporting mustaches and speaking of ridiculous sexual escapades that may or may not be true.

1. I've had enough of this moustachery, put your pants back on! 2. We decided to retreat to Charles's moustachery, so that Richard could elaborate on his most recent sexual exploits in the Philippines.

by theironpig January 12, 2010

kellers moustache

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.

I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.

by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017

yogurt moustache

when you ejaculate on to a persons face in the shape of a moustache.

"I want you to give me a yogurt moustache strifetoe"

by Zincster November 14, 2004

Gerry's Moustache

A moustache of legendary power and definition, it was once believed to hide the eighth wonder of the world. One legend says that his mother actually gave birth to the moustache and that it grew Gerry.

I heard Chuck Norris shaved once... from the loose scraggles of unkempt hair that fell on ol' Chuck's floor grew a man. That man was Gerry's moustache.

by #1stachfan February 15, 2010

Cecil's Moustache

The visual, from the female recipient's perspective, of her lover looking up at her during the act of cunnilingus, when her pubic hair appear rests on her partner's lip, thus resembling a moustache.

Leanne was at the height of sexual pleasure as Maurice worked his tongue over her clit, and she was thrilled to look down and catch a glimpse of Cecil's Moustache.

by wordsmithmo December 19, 2011

Mustapha

Arabic name that means the chosen one. Usually conflated with Mufasa off of Lion King, however he is the complete opposite of that weak ass back stabber. He is the coolest laid back guy you'll meet and epitomizes the word cool. Ladies love Mustapha

Mustapha - that cool ass guy

by museymus December 21, 2016

Moustache Face

When you scrunch up your lips and the muscles between your nose and your upper lip to create a shrivelled lip, creating creases that makes it seem like you have two little moustaches/whiskers above your lips.

*resembles somewhat like a posh troll face without the open mouth smile.

When you walk up to a friend and you eye contact. You greet each other with the “moustache face”.

When your friend says something and you want to be troll or suggestive, you give them the “moustache face”.

by eye. October 12, 2019