maurisha

A loud fun girl, beautiful personality,lovable big cheeks, and usually have alot of bestfriends.

That girl over there is such a maurisha.

by Hidk March 20, 2016

jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

by starky October 21, 2007

morish

A food that instills a desire to continue to eat more and more of it; addictive.

Those chocolates are very morish.

by David Hughes April 23, 2004

mourinhosexuals

The online fans of Portuguese football coach José Mourinho who defend him regardless of his downward career trajectory and ultra-defensive football. Mourinhosexuals are attracted to José Mourinho without fully understanding why and project this sexual confusion by repeatedly sharing photos and memes on social networks in defense of their idol. They will also engage in co-ordinated online attacks on journalists and bloggers who dare criticise their king.

"See Jose fans behaving like their god in the comment session. These Mourinhosexuals are completely hopeless"

by ziggybeatbox3 June 1, 2023

Morish

You've had some but now you want more.

This crack is awfully Morish said Dave the duck to Whitney Houston.

by Mad Fish Willy the first August 1, 2015

morish

The term morish refers to a thing ,person or event that you like or would like more of

MMmm thats so morish,

by Shan April 15, 2003

Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.

Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs

by Ranszy October 17, 2019