mouses ear

Unusually small and tight cunt.

Me nobs red raw, I shagged this bird last night and she had a fanny like a mouses ear.

by Jamie April 13, 2003

mouses

plural for computer pointing devise. Not to be confused with the plural for a species of rodent - mice.

Someone stole all the mouses from the computer lab!

by Mr. Jensen April 13, 2008

mouses

noun(p)-plural form of computer mouse. uses new grammer rules for a new word.

My mouse broke. Do you have any extra mouses I could borrow?

by Tash October 3, 2003

pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses

What one gets paid when living in Florida.

Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.

by theguy1950837609348436 November 29, 2017

Moules

A game of skill and dexterity involving tortoises.

(from "Guards! Guards!", a novel in the "Discworld" series by Terry Pratchett)

"I was up all night trying to figure out the idea behind Moules"

by Asaf September 5, 2005

mouger

A male version of a couger.

Diana wants to go home with a mouger tonight ! ;)

by Kjhknanajn January 21, 2016

Mongesse

utter stupidness of thy elite akers

- “how can he rekindle his relationship with them after exposing them all like that?”
- “I’m not sure, he must be a mongesse”

by Thy Elite Akers March 15, 2021