Motted

Unbelievably drunk and/or high, to the point where you are not aware of where you are, who you are with or even your own name.

Poor Lauren, I wonder if she knows that was Shaun last night...NOT Ryan. She was so fucking Motted.

by L_Boogs May 11, 2008

motty

a fit bird, pussy, gash etc.

also used as a name for people who get a lot of motty, or who dont, just to make fun

"ahhh man, i got some fiiine motty last night"

"eurgh... where's Motty got his hands??"

by mottylover April 5, 2006

Pull a MattyD

1. To rip off a DJ mix as your own and post it to the internet without their permission
2. To pull off a subtle, piss-taking practical joke, only to have it backfire
3. An exercise in advertising between two individuals in order to promote an unknown DJ

Chris @ Work says:
that mix is not one of the better ones ive done but still worth a listen
Sketch says:
i did the last one
Sketch says:
Break it 5 i think it was.
Sketch says:
I mean dig, not did. Not trying to pull a MattyD
Chris @ Work says:
lolz

by illgunther April 20, 2007

montydice

a roll out device that helps you escape from a robber or a get away

a get away car, wheres the montydice to escape!

by skelley October 8, 2005

montydekat

the best gamer in the world

who's the best gamer in the world
montydekat

by DAKAT February 29, 2024

Jay Motty

A hand job when the hand is covered in shit

Gerrard shat on his hand, wrapped said hand around Klopp’s schlong and gave Klopp a Jay Motty. Klopp loved it.

by BenDNazzakat April 1, 2023