mother in law

A woman that 90% of the time talks about how she loves stuff that is so fuckin boring you consider hanging yourself.

A Woman that thinks your not good enough for her daughter until you buy her that flower pot she really liked.

A Woman who thinks and speaks shit!

A Pain in the ass!

Hint, When being spoken to by your mother in law, listen and dont lie, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.

Hi Darlin, me and the lads are going to the shooting range, does your mother want to come?

I took her to the mall and she just wonderd off... Seriously.

Darlin will you take my mother out later, yes i was going to take the dog for a walk anyway.

Question: Im going to my mothers house, Do you want to come?
Answer: i cant, Aliens have landed and have take over the world. i must go and fight with the resistance.

by Gary Campbell August 19, 2005

mother in law

A women who gave birth to another human being in order to make him/her missearable and than accuse his/her spouse for that.

My mother in law, your mother in law, everyone's mother in lax

by lucija July 2, 2006

mother in law

your wife's mother. a terrifying insight into what awaits you in 25 years time.

the wife's mother came around yesterday. I knew it was her as soon as she knocked on the door: all the mice threw themselvess onto the traps.

by mike read August 13, 2003

Mother-In-Law from Hell

1. You did NOT stand at the alter, taking vows your Mother-In-Law. Therefore, when your Mother-In-Law gets out of line, do not delay to tell her to FUCK OFF!!! Stand up for yourself! Set your boundaries, now! Otherwise, you will only endure countless years of torture, stress, pain... And inevitably, a divorce.

2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)

Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.

...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.

Mother-In-Law from Hell Experience:

MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!

I feel your pain!

by CyberGlamStar April 30, 2010

mothernoob

When russians are mad in CS:GO

Pro:Nice aim
Russian: SHUT THE FCK UP MOTHERNOOB

by mesiter31231313123123131 November 19, 2017

mathering

inserting ones finger or fist into one's anus male or female wilst that person is vomitting

i heard tom was good at mathering

by ywenda October 14, 2011

Motherisms

The use of words that only a mother would use when talking or refering to her offspring.

"Aw my baby boy Sammy's been such a treasure today"
"Come in for tea now princess."

"Dude i can't take any more motherisms, the rents are getting on my nerves big time!"

by Benny-G December 7, 2009