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two-shit morning

Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.

In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.

Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
by DistinctDiffident February 8, 2018
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Morning After Shit

The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking.
Dude where have you been all morning?

Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.
by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009
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Morning Shitdown

When you wake up first thing in the morning and sit on the toilet to let out a couple of shits, but mainly to wind down and do time wasting activities such as using your smartphone.
Person 1: “What’s taking you so long in there??”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”
by See not us November 17, 2018
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Morning shitness

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.
'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'
by beetee-> May 17, 2010
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The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.
shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.
by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021
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shitty morning

the process of shitting with out wiping then bending over on top of one of your friends while their sleeping, then punching them in the stomach which makes their head spring into your unwiped asshole.
makai: i just gave jack a shitty morning

jack:FUCK!!!!
by bitchass111 May 7, 2010
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Morningshine

The peaceful feeling you have when you are sad, but not necessarily in a bad way. Generally put, it's when someone with a high self esteem but not arrogance gets ignored.
"Hey Brenda, want to hang out sometime?"
"Go away!"
(turns to friends)"Poor girl... she must be in a bad mood. Oh well, her loss."

"Oh man Bobby just got shut down over there."
"Yah, he must have some morningshine."
by Benjamin Sjavik January 11, 2008
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