The Morgue

The bank.

It holds all of your 'Dead Presidents' (Money)... (past presidents that are dead are on the face of money)

See also 'casket'.

Woman: I just had to go to the morgue today.
Friend: Aww... who died?
Woman: No,No. I just had to cash my check.

by SFB aka the hardcourt killa June 30, 2010

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The Morgue

A disparaging nickname for the American mega-bank, J.P. Morgan.

Everyone who works at the morgue is a f*%&ing crook.

by econtutor October 13, 2011

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the morgue

someone cute/hot

person 1 (loser): omg selena gomez is so ugly!
person 2 (cool): what? she’s literally THE MORGUE

by hellokitty52:) October 7, 2022

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Usually used in response to something that has made you laugh so severely that you have lost the will to live. Not to be confused with dying ded dead im dead or deceased this is much worse. You have an absolute zero percent chance of resuscitation. You've been morgued

Eli : yo I'm grabbing a coffee on my way over, you feelin' it?

Stewie : bet

Eli : baristas aways lookin' like they have a degree in lesbian dance theory.

Stewie : 100% morgued

by Merlcaptain November 25, 2018

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City Morgue

A group of highly dangerous and crazy individuals who are known for their misdeeds.

Damn you hear City Morgue. Them guys are hard.

by Zedd Redd September 25, 2019

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Turd Morgue

Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.

Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.

by Dr Fox May 22, 2007

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