morality hangover

The sickening feeling you get when you wake up after a party or otherwize crazy night. You feel okay until you suddenly remember what you did the night before. Except bedrest and pepto bismol wont fix this one. Questionable hookups, an unknown venue, random writing on your body, unexplained costumes, and a real hangover often accompany this. Most often your first words of the morning are "what the hell did I do last night?"

Hey that party was awesome last night! You hooked up with so many people! You were crazy.
-Tell me about. This morning I had the worst morality hangover when I woke up handcuffed to my dining room table wearing some other guys's boxers.

by Kristina R September 18, 2008

Trailer Park Morality

A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:

1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related

4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park

6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom

Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.

Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.

by Saiga12 May 9, 2011

Chronic Mortality

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.

I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.

by Fortcraft October 2, 2016

moronity

1. The quality or condition of being moronic.
2. A moronic act, remark, or idea.

First rule of moronity:
Inevitably, everyone underestimates the number of morons in circulation.

by Ryan Dawson February 6, 2006

Morgantown, PA

Founded back in the mid 18th century as a trading post with only a hotel, bar and other basic amenities, this small town has grown little in the intervening centuries. If you grew up here, you will forever have to explain that you are not from West Virginia, thanks to this shithole not having any claim to fame, nevemind being less than a tenth the size of its West Virginian cousin. With a population of less than 1,000 and no less than four churches, you can make some guesses about the culture. If you're not Amish, Mennonite or Redneck, you're a random tourist, or you came down from Reading to go to BB's. It's slightly better than some Pennsylvania mining towns, but you can thank the Amish for that, if you can manage to speak to them in a thick enough accent.

I'm from Morgantown, PA, that place that's between _______ and _______.

by telektoret July 13, 2016

urban morality

Morality found on Urban Dictionary. Basically, any definition that doesn't talk about sex and slinging women as if they were objects.

Because this definition doesn't discuss sex in a frivolous manner, this definition is an exemplar case of urban morality.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Morgantown

This is disneyland for anyone fresh out of high school. Yes you will spend more then 4 years in Morgantown, more like 5 to 6. You'll switch your major about 3 times and then catch VD from the girl you study with. Drugs, booze, sex, and jackassery all ensues and is completely welcomed by the school(kind of) and the towns people. Nothing like stealing a street sign that says "High St." enough said. LETS GOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS! LETS GOOOOOO DRINK SOME BEERS!

Morgantown is not only a place where Tom caught a wicked STD but also the place he picked up a pound of mushrooms.

by Sunnyside and the livings easy July 29, 2006