Binge Moping

A classicly hipster activity, which involves a morose and self-loathing attitude in reference to everything.

Moping around as a general way of existing.

Potential causes could be: your favorite band has become mainstream, you had to shave your beard so people stop mistaking you for your father, you got a job, or you are embracing hipsterdom.

What's with Simon?

Oh, his beard is coming in sparse so he's binge moping.

Alternatively:
Hey Bethany, what's your plan tonight?

I'll be busy binge moping.

by Jaclyn Henry October 2, 2011

moying

A verb that means to be drip and cool and swag and gamer

I'm moying so fucking hard rn

by Whale Shark Is mentally okay August 21, 2021

moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.

When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.

by thejimler May 5, 2015

taco mopping

The female version of tea bagging, may or may not be done out of sexual desire.

Benny passed out drunk at the party, so Molly hiked up her skirt and rubbed her labia on his face. Jen said that was the first time had experienced taco mopping in person.

by AsslessChaps93 November 25, 2013

I'm not moving to Burbank

When you don't want to do something others want you to do.

Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.

by JormanThoad June 18, 2018

Mozingo'd

The act of catching a person red-handed when they are not going to Sunday school.

Skyler: "Hey let's go somewhere else instead of class."
Parker: "Hey who's that?"
Skyler: "Man we got Mozingo'd!"

by d3ck3r June 2, 2013

furniture moving

A metaphore for fighting

Jessica: I saw your husband Jaquan kissing on some chick last night.

Starkesha: Oh, there's about to be some furniture moving tonight.

Jessica: Just don't shoot the n*gga.

by GreyLadi July 7, 2011