Moonstoned

Being so sleep deprived that you cannot function or speak properly, often results in embarrassing or humiliating situations that bring unwanted attention to oneself.

"Dude, look at that guy, he's so moonstoned he probably doesn't even know his own name!"

by epitomeofmoonstoned November 19, 2009

Monotone Walk

The slouched over, shuffling, defeated-by-life movement of a diabetes ridden glutton as they put in as little effort as possible to move from point A to point B.

Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.

‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’

by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018

Moonshine

Moonshine is distilled drinking alcohol(ethanol). First, you ferment a sugary drink(by adding yeast). Then, you distill it. The trick is, distill slowly and collect and throw away the first few shots. The first few shots contain methanol, a toxic impurity which causes blindness, kidney failure, and even death. Then, continue to distill and collect that ethanol. Most moonshiners who forgot to throw away the methanol impurity found out the hard way. Now you can enjoy properly made moonshine. Moonshine is awesome!

I just chugged some moonshine! Time to party!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 2, 2021

Monotone meat bag

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.

At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.

by Narcbuster April 23, 2018

moonshine

Moonshine is illegally distilled homemade whisky, usually with a very high alcohol content. It got its name because it was normally distilled at night "by the light of the moon." Most moonshine is distilled in West Virginia, Kentucky and Virginia.

The only reason that moonshine is illegal is because there anyone who distills spirits in the U.S. has to pay a federal tax. Moonshiners don't pay the tax. Local police usually ignore moonshiners because "they ain't hurtin' anyone."

by Silky Smooth January 27, 2004

Moonshoes Potter

A mocking name to call someone rich who says they can't go to Mars.

Draco: Not all of us inherited enough money to buy NASA when our parents died. Did we, Potter? Moonshoes Potter. Jet pants Potter. (when talking about Pigfarts...its on Mars)

by toadface96 September 20, 2011

Moonshine kiss

Two males rubbing butt holes together

Me and my buddy are giving each other a moonshine kiss

by Mr. Copeland November 1, 2017