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Moongoon

A form of masturbation done late at night, seemingly more of a ritual. involving wearing a skirt and gooning until you see a deity known as The Mighty Buffalo, which moongooning requires you to decapitate. Then you need to drink the blood of an elk directly from its skull. You must moongoon at least once a week after your first moongoon or else an eight legged Chinese man will brutally murder you
by The Beneficial Tailor January 27, 2024
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Moongooning

Moongooning is when you goon while being in the moon (This can be with Natives, Friends, and/or Family)
Q: Ay bro wanna go moongooning with the boy's?
A: Sure dude lets fap to a goons video
by I dickride the goons December 6, 2023
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moongooning

basically you just goon in the moonlight with a native american next to you while you high asf
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yo let’s go moongooning with yo grandpa tonight
by curtthefreak👅 January 8, 2025
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MoonGooning

When you slit the throat of a wild buffalo and rub it onto your body, followed by taking Peyote with the natives. If MoonGooning is achieved correctly, the user should be able to picture the cameltoe of a grandma for the foreseeable future.
"I'm going to take some Peyote and go MoonGooning with the natives tonight" - Yumi
by 1arn March 10, 2024
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Moongooning

When you blow the head off a buffalo and you goon under the moonlight.
Me and Eagle Eye are going to take some Peyote and go moongooning tonight.
by Not Yeyo November 12, 2023
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Moongooning

When someone gathers with native americans and collect elk blood and a buffalo skull,then proceed to goon under the luminous moonlight.
Dave:Chief eagle eye navajo doesn't moongoon,he's a fraud!
Eric:Yeah i heard he's a sungooner!

Dave:Sungooning is for pussies!,Moongooning is for real Gs!
by Moongoonersupremacist December 20, 2023
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Moongoon

The act in which one contacts a Navajo Indian tribe member, specifically one that is named "Eagle Eye", for he is the ring leader of the moongooning squad. For one to undergo the moongooning ritual a bison should be killed and beheaded. The bison's blood must be painted on one's neck in order to summon the great Navajo Thunderbird. The Thunderbird then picks up the one who summons, then takes them the moon and then one goons upon the moon. One takes peyote with the sun during the process.
One who moongoons becomes so euphoric that one is addicted to moongooning. Once the knowledge of moongooning enters the brain one must moongoon for life. Once you are initiated in moongooning, you will be given a headdress and a big stick and will dance around a fire, leading others to the way of moongooning.
Moongooning may include, but are not limited to: Putting on the buffalo skull and moongooning with Pete Davidsons or Jordan Peterson. Side effects will include severe drunkenness, as well as effects relative to every known drug ( Breathalyzers and Drug tests will read extreme positives while under the influence of moongooning). One will also not last more than 5 seconds while in a teepee (You know what we mean).
There should be no negativity at the moongooning session if one brings negative energy to the moongooning ritual one is smote by the great Navajo Thunderbird, there should be positive vibes only. If you are stressed out you should moongoon.
*I moongoon with the Navajos to summon the great Navajo Thunderbird*

*Sir, have you been moongooning recently? *
by Moongooner November 19, 2023
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