Moofin

A moofin is someone who is a kind and caring person. Even though they may try to come off tough, they are actually adorable and soft deep down. Moofins are funny and often a little clumsy. They are very smart and you will never get bored of their endless facts. If you find a moofin keep them because each person only gets one moofin in their lifetime.

He's my moofin because he's perfect in every way

by 74pickles November 18, 2018

Moofieclown

An avid movie lover with the propensity towards war movies and Kevin Bacon. Especially war movies with Kevin Bacon.

Hey moofieclown! How does Kevin Bacon's new bedroom decor look?

by Driscoll2011 December 14, 2011

mofene

Prison version of morphine, often prescribed by inmates for themselves using stolen doctor notes.

Common dosages range from one to two pounds.

Inmate: "I need this scrip filled."
Pharmacist: "1 lb. of mofene?"
Inmate: "Fuck yeah."

by Dr. KLUE August 11, 2008

mofoesy

A friendly or joking way to refer to someone as a mother fucker. "Mofoesy" removes any element of anger associated with the word "mofo". This term can only be taken by the receiver in a light-hearted manner. Whereas one might nickname a friend named "Jones" as "Jonesy" the same kind of affability applies when substituting mofoesy for mofo.

"yo mofoesy, what you up to?"

by stockman09 June 27, 2007

Moofieclown

An unwelcome individual suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea of the mouth.

Ben was a moofieclown at dinner because he wouldn't stop analyzing Kevin Bacon's latest movie.

by Driscoll2011 December 17, 2011

Mofeg

Fusion of the words mofo (short for motherfucker) and feg (short for faggot), used as the highest compliment due to it's awesome sounding nature. A mofeg is commonly seen as clever, friendly, kind, majorly strong, and of course the most awesome person on the planet. Basically, your family, partner, dog, cat, teacher (ok maybe not) but everyone is an honorary mofeg.

"You see Jim over there?"
"Yeah"
"He's a real mofeg, no wonder the ladies like him"
"Yeah man, he's too good"

by BocciasMofeg May 8, 2014

Mooged

To be unfairly banned from a gaming server, usually by a 'witchhunt' instigated by a single player or admin.

"Why have I been mooged ffs? Bill banned me for no reason at all last night. It's just not fair"

by D NUM January 2, 2009