Poon Monsoon

Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend

by Gregkickass March 3, 2021

Monsoon of Failure

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Tana mongoose

A girl that just can't keep her life together. Lies about everything she says and is quite a hypocrite. Stay away from tana Mongoose. She has a fan base full of girls that defend her even when she's wrong. Stupid tana mongoose. I'm sorry if I offended any mongooses.

Stupid fangirl:"Is that tana mongeau?"
Smart human: "yeah but who cares tana mongual sucks"
Stupid fangirl: "exCUSE me it's tana mongeau"
smart human: "whatever tana mongoose still sucks"

by Sickasfrickkkkfrenn July 28, 2017

Mongoose Fondle

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.

The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Mongoon

Someone incredibly, obnoxiously stupid. The word is a conflation of MONGoloid and buffOON.

Rush Limbaugh and other raving commentators of that ilk are major MONGOON's.

by Chazz9 June 16, 2011

Monsoon Wet

A female in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by excessive vaginal wetness. Condition generally created through extended foreplay and heightened anticipation of coitus.

Tonya's boyfriend was a foreplay connoisseur. After an hour of extended pre-coitus play, Tonya was in a complete state of Monsoon Wet.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

mongoosing

The act of fearlessly, ferociously and unscrupulously devouring helpless prey; particularly, after fighting for and winning previously said prey from cobras and other venomous snakes.

"You guys see Bill mongoosing at the club last night? He made out with two chicks, got three numbers and left home with one. What a fucking mongoose!"

by HoneyBadger2498 February 17, 2014