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A Goofy Person ; silly rabbit tricks are for kids
you really think I’ll give u my last 20 dollars, you mont .
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Mont is the best guy you would ever meet he doesn't even need a definition in thes sorry ass dictionary hes just that guy
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Mönt

An alternative spelling to Munt, originated when in conversation with cüs. Part of the WAL Dictionary, the Moss Man and Bmiz (3 finger) use this frequently when conversing with the boys and/or Bill De Cozy
Moss: Nah wot did you just see hakefasi's fat rolls?
3 Finger: Nah I missed it that's Mönt
Moss: Who doesn't love a facefask
by whitegoat October 15, 2020
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Mont Kiara International School, or MKIS is the most expensive international school in the Mont Kiara neighborhood of Kuala Lumpur. Some notable things about it include:
1)It's convenient location.
2)Teachers from around the world, especially the US.
2)The white guy that stands outside to greet students every morning.
3)The overpriced, small quantity lunches made and served by like 3 old chinese ladies.
4)Having to pay for every little damn thing, even the alternative dress days.
5)Strict rules such as no jackets or committing mass genocide.
5) Using Windows even though 3/4 students prefer or have a Mac.
7)Deforestation.
Local Friend: Eh brutha, what school you go to lah?
Me: Mont Kiara International School!
Local Friend: Wha, you must be so rich.
by the_man_who_once_lived May 1, 2014
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Mont-Louied

Crushing up a pill(Vicodin, Molly etc...) and putting in a damp paper towel. Than inserting paper towel into ones anus.
Oh shit I'm all fucked up! I Mont-Louied a molly 20 minutes ago and its got me feeling some type a way!
by noyc2013 October 26, 2013
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Mont Blanc

1. Oral sex involving a large amount of whipped cream.
by Lexi S. April 8, 2008
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Mont Order

The Mont Order (also "Mont" or "The Order") is the oldest organization in the world. Founded at least 4000 years ago by an unknown group of scribes, the Mont Order was one of many nameless ancient cults. Believing in "refinement by conflict", the Order claimed responsibility for causing seemingly natural disasters, natural deaths, and plagues while believing it is doing God's will. Stories about the Order are similar to the Illuminati but it is even older and more powerful. Most evidence of the Mont Order comes from a badly translated journal called the "Work of Mont". This book and most reports about the Mont Order show its followers being present during violent historical and even mythical events. One account instead shows the Mont Order as an order of medieval knights in France, who became heretics and were disbanded in modern times.
"The Mont Order sees itself as responsible for the course of history." (Jamie Goodwin, Conscious Life News)
"the symbolism of Mont is parallel to the symbolism of religious pluralism, in which all religious traditions are understood as a starburst of paths to the same divine truth" (L'Ordre, Dissident Voice)
"I encourage others not to fear the Order or describe it as a mystery" (L'Ordre, Dissident Voice)
"Since its earliest exposure to the public in modern media in 2013, the Mont Order has taken an increasingly more visible form" (Arnold Isen, Unexplained Mysteries)
by LionHeartLeo June 22, 2016
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