monolinglet

Someone who can only speak/read one language. Portmanteau comprising of "monolingual" and "manlet."
Most likely originated from 4chan's /lit/ board. Certain users of the board believe that only being able to read in English means one cannot be considered well read.

4chan user A: What's the best translation of The Iliad?
4chan user B: *Hasn't learned to read Ancient Greek* Yikes, monolinglets should not be allowed to post on /lit/.

by bestthanezra July 1, 2019

monking

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you

id rather go monking than go out with her

by eddie April 20, 2004

Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.

Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.

by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010

Monolingualsplaining

When someone who speak only one language act overly entitled over multilingual people or foreigners

This American is monolingualsplaining to a spanish guy on the internet by writing"this is America, Speak English!" on a public internet forums where people can log from anywhere

by Vertofloteur May 24, 2023

Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.

Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'

by pringleslid March 25, 2004

Mockling

To mock someone's turtle.

also

the act of mocking while tickling

also

the act of mocking cockles and bushels, alive, alive-o.

STOP MOCKLING ME!!!

by D C Skillz and Benny Geeeeeeee December 9, 2008

monolinguist

Well. If you speak three languages, this means you are a trilinguist. If you speak two languages, this means that you are trilinguist. But if you are a monolonguist; that's to say, if you speak one and only one language, this means that you are AMERICAN!

Ahmad, an Arab guy speaks only Arabic.He is a monolinguist. So, he is an American! hehe

by Iyad Abdelrahman March 9, 2008