MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009

monkeybar

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.

Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.

by j-cow September 4, 2006

Monkeyfart

A general insult that more or less means a little shit disturber or someone who ruins the mood/ kills the fun.

What, we're not going to the mall tommorow? Don't be such a monkeyfart.

by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003

monkeytype

monkeytype is a typing webiste with lots of settings and customization.

I have been practicing my typing on monkeytype for the past year!

by g598 May 2, 2022

monkeytail

A shit so long and large that it reaches the bottom of the toilet while still connected to your ass.

My girlfriend ate so much yesterday, that when she took a shit, it was like a monkeytail.

by R L D November 2, 2006

Monkeytar

Donates water to the African children while riding a big water bottle. He defends the water hole. He is the Santa claus of water.

Oh look Monkeytar is flying in on the water mobile he is here to give off his water.

by T_y_l_e_r February 5, 2019

monkeyterd

Jackass, idiot, n00b. A complete idiot.

by BlackCobra September 13, 2003