monkey toes

Literally: Toes of monkeys.
Really: What sucks when an event/thing/person is bad.

Dude, that concert sucked major monkey toes!
I will never go out with him again. That date sucked monkey toes!
This hair-do sucks monkey toes!
That movie that I saw yesterday sucked major monkey toes dipped in carrot juice for thirty-two and a half days exactly (no more, no less) while being danced upon by dingoes in Australia.

by SneakySocks April 7, 2004

Shoot toe Money

When a nigga is fucked up and dont give a fuck about any niggas shit but his own and he will shoot a niggas toe cause thats just how he fuck widdit.

Nigga dont fuck with me Im on that shoot toe money! "Fuck you nigga"! Flip flop pop pop. (Nigga loses toe)

by Nigga Chad How I fuck widdit December 17, 2008

monkeytoes

When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes.

She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.

by jpg3 July 22, 2011

Monkeytown

CB Radio Call for Montgomery, AL. This comes from the monkeys on the island at Oak Park in Midtown. Once they had an escape. After the escape, the city was hailed as Monkeytown by all the truckers. This is around the same time that Birmingham was Smoke City before Iron City.

I'm going to breeze on through Monkeytown headed north towards Smoke City.

by Carseatpusher August 6, 2016

Monkeytown

The story is that truckers call Montgomery, AL "Monkey Town" because of a story about escaped monkeys from the local zoo. The story is that all the monkeys escaped and ran a muck through the city. This is not true. One monkey named Sonny did escape in 1955 and was captured a few days later. Also in 1955, five Rhesus monkeys escaped in Birmingham and they did run through town. Montgomery may be called Monkey Town based on that false story but that has not been proven.

I'm on I-65 headed to Monkeytown and then on North.

by cmw7 September 15, 2021

monkeytown

Term used to describe city where the inept Alabama legislature is located, Montgomery, AL by Huntsville Talk Show Host Dale Jackson.

"Those idiots in Monkeytown can't get anything right."

by MarkRappaport April 16, 2008

Monkeytonker

A monkey that is both a monkey and a tonker - made by merrick lyons who coined the phrase on February 7 2022

You are a monkeytonker

by Yaboimackle February 7, 2022