monkey

The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.

I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.

by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003

Monkey

Verb--to roast/burn a complete and total idiot when you can't think of anything else dumb enough for them to understand. Go back in their evolution, if they ever evolved in the first place!! XD

"OMG ur soooo stupid! You monkey!! No wonder you're not evolved enough to know what 1+1 is."

by the_bEsTpErSo_NeVeR September 8, 2022

Monkey

To fool with something. To fix, tinker, mess with.

Stop monkeying around with that!

by monkiki May 13, 2005

monkey

a animal that lives in trees and eats banana's

any of the pg tips actors are monkeys

by blazin hot real facts January 11, 2010

Monkey

cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
or
a furry animal with destructive tendencies

Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey

by Psymonos March 24, 2003

monkey

One who holds a job that requires little or no intelligence and could basically be done by any of the lesser primates.

I hate being a supermarket monkey.

by Imus August 26, 2004

monkey

A slang term for female genitalia

Twerk that monkey lemme see you get low

by Nick-a-J April 9, 2006