Minjury

1. An injury caused to your vagina, either by sex or due to trauma.

2. Or an injury caused by sex.

1. Example of injury (minury) caused by sex such as ripping or bruising. By trauma: for example whacking your fanny against the corner of a table.

2. An injury (minjury) caused by sex, could include bruised thighs etc

by BlueBelle2662 March 14, 2009

monju

A skinny boy (usually asian), short for his age who's always in pursuit of a six-pack but only succeeds in looking hungry. (see manorexic body builder) Benefits in being a monju include sweating profusely, crying excessively during chick flicks, and growing man boobs before the age of 25.

That guys been working out all day and still has a pot belly. What a monju.

by Ema N. Ekaf September 30, 2010

monourlie

A monkey that is trained to dance to the music played by a creepy man with a music box. These monkeys are normally represented in cartoons wearing a traditional Turkish hat and a vest.

Ex 1: OMG that monourlie looks so cute dancing with that little hat on!
Ex 2: Don't feed the monourlie or it'll stop dancing.

by chronoptimist July 2, 2009

Monaurally

Sucking oneself off

"Hey Andy, did she suck you off last night?"

"Nah mate, I had to do it monaurally"

by Stan Drews August 24, 2014

Minjury

The aftermath of a shattered cunt after taking a good kicking to the crotch

Fucking hell, Poppy took a good kicking to the cunt at her birthday, have you seen the photos of her minjury

by DJ-Silver June 2, 2023

Mongur

A person who becomes hopelessly lost out-of-bounds at a ski area. This usually occurrs when a lone gaper attempts to follow a group of locals into their powder stash without their knowledge or consent. The mongur will not be able to keep up with the locals, pull out his cell-phone, and begin speed-dialing the ski patrol, 911, park rangers, and mom, begging to be rescued.

Q: Did you hear about the Joey that almost spent the night in the woods last weekend?

A: Yea! The Mongur didn't even buy the ski patrol a round at the bar after they got him out! JONG!

by E.C.Maggot March 1, 2010

minjury

min•ju•ry
noun ( pl. -ries)
an instance of a women's snapper being compromised during an act of sex : |

ORIGIN late English : from Anglo-Norman French minjurie, from Latin minjuria.

PHRASES
you've gimme a minjury! | informal : suffer physical harm or damage to ones puh-seh.

by Up There January 26, 2008