mongolian slide

A powerful technique used by mongolian warlords in courtship rituals. This technique is very powerful and has been known to break backs.

Our professor was injured last night upon attempting the mongolian slide.

by JohnnyBTheZen February 24, 2018

Mongolian Hot Pot

A sexual position where that you and your partner get inside of a large bucket after its filled with urine, then you start kissing.

"I had a Mongolian Hot Pot yesterday with Amy, it was some pretty steamy stuff" Jeff confessed

by You_Have_No_Idea June 15, 2015

Fear mongering

Also called scare tactic. This is a strategy that various governments and news media uses in order to scare you into agreeing with their policies or points of view that usually involves some kind of protection or banning something which thus enacts more and more useless laws. This also helps keep the population under control as a scared population is easier to control and is more trusting of the government.

They usually fear monger by exaggerating the story or accounting of the events by using massive hyperboles, speak of the object from a negative standpoint and never from a neutral standpoint, use certain rhetorical words such as "dangerous", "lethal", "contagious", or "aggressive" and use only partial truth or no truth at all (aka lies). Usually true journalism and research is completely non-existent when using fear mongering techniques. When the story or segments airs on TV, they also use menacing or disturbing music to further bring out a fearful mood out of the viewers.

The government and media were using fear mongering when they talk about any sort of bacteria or virus.

by Digital Preacher January 10, 2015

Mangling the Midget

Manual masturbation of the male organ.

I remember mangling the midget to this video.

by Lothario the Scandalous September 17, 2011

Mongolian Tombstone

The Mongolian Tombstone, a holy act, is performed when a man gets into a legs spread and knees bent position while standing up. The female proceeds to kneel underneath him, between his legs. After raising her head, she rests the man's testicles on her eyes and proceeds to pleasure the man's gooch by licking. Often, the Mongolian Tombstone turns into a full-blown rimmy, but this term is to be used strictly for gooch licking.

Garrett: Man, my gooch could use a good Mongolian Tombstone

Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days

by easnyder31 February 26, 2014

Mongering

A person who is actively researching and on the prowl for sexual intercourse with a professional or otherwise. This mostly happens away from home in a foreign Country or City, but can happen right in your own town.

After dinner in Shanghai, we went online to do a little mongering before we found a place for a full service massage.

by Prodem February 21, 2011

Mongolian Fishing Boots

Mongolian Fishing Boots are only worn by the absolute finest uncle collectors, illegal bug fight hosts and participants, and for the people that reject Zara Employees and Tech Extremists. If you don't wear these with your best friend and you don't sneak rare fish into the Hawaiian island called "poopoo", you are failing in life.

Luca Maxim: "If you do not wear and/or make counterfeit Mongolian Fishing Boots, you are failing in life."
Some guy: "Oh shit I never knew that, thanks Luca Maxim!"
Luca Maxim: "Stream 'Do U Bleed At All?' 24/7 on Spotify for more secrets about how to live successfully."

by Mongolian Enthusiast November 8, 2022