Mongulation

Doing something absolutely retarded that hurts or disrupts either you or someone else.

Mahoney.

Joe: “I just flashed my phone’s flashlight into my eyes and blinded myself. Fuck!”

Jeremy: “You’ve practiced self-mongulation.”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 17, 2020

mongulated

Being uncoordinated unco

I felt so mongulated when my foot fell asleep and I couldn't walk properly.

by ~AfroDitee~ June 5, 2005

mongulated

what happens when jason sux dix

jason dont suk me

by JOKa September 11, 2003

Mongulu

A Vegan who is from the orient and can’t speak his language. He gets zero bitches and is weak because of his illness, the illness is he is vegan.

„Look at him he doesn’t eat Meat“
„Such a Mongulu“

by GötVeren November 23, 2021

Mongul

(Noun) a Monster ski mogul;

In the absence of snowfall for weeks, the ski moguls have undergone a monstrous metamorphosis into "mon"sters, reaching heights that mock your skiing aspirations. Only the courageous extremists or blissfully clueless noobs dare to navigate this mini mountain range of moguls, seemingly oblivious to the fact that these icy hills have carnivorous tendencies. It's not just a ski adventure; it's a potential family reunion, where moguls devour you, then move on to your entire social circle.

(On the lift talking to your buddies watching someone ski the moguls below)

Skier 1: Man, check out this guy

Skier 2: Dude is absolutely wrecking those moguls
Skier3: My guy, those aren't moguls, those are monguls
or
Skier 1: Man, check out this guy

Skier 2: Dude is absolutely getting wrecked by those moguls
Skier3: My guy, those aren't moguls, those are monguls

by Mrdog December 7, 2023