A simple response to someone who sneezes, a 'blessing' of good health free from religion.
Often used by scientists in the academic field of DNA longevity research.
Often used by scientists in the academic field of DNA longevity research.
Person A: HAATCHUUUUU!!!@## .....
Person B: Lóngevity!
Person A: Chuuu!
Person B: Longevity my good sir!
Person B: Lóngevity!
Person A: Chuuu!
Person B: Longevity my good sir!
by Tinkí February 8, 2024
Get the Longevity mug.A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.
An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 16, 2026
Get the Mongeritus mug.Related Words
A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.
An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 16, 2026
Get the Mongeritus mug.A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life. An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 17, 2026
Get the Mongeritus mug.