Monet

word used to describe a girl who is perfect like a painting.
confident, classy, funny, adorable, and stunning.

that girl was such a monet!


did you see that monet at the party?!

by shadeerae March 11, 2009

Monet

Monet; noun. Originating with the esteemed artist of the same name, the term Monet is used to describe a female who appears to be extremely attractive from a distance, but who then disappoints on closer inspection, thus having given the impression of being attractive. Those familiar with Monet's work will recognise that this also looks great from a distance, but is lacking in the finer detail.

See also Picasso and Van Gogh

'Wow, I thought that girl was hot, but she's actually a bit of a Monet'

e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker; great at a glance, clearly not right on closer inspection

by Fresher December 28, 2005

Monet

A lady who is the bees knees in all kinds of wonderful ways

That Monet chica is all kinds of fresh

by BeesKnessssssss February 3, 2010

Monet

a lil bitch boy

EW look its Monet

by koolaid_lane October 14, 2020

Monet

Someone who from far away looks delightful but upon closer inspection is ugly as sin.
Origin: Clueless

"Whoa! From down the block that guy looked HOT but when I got closer he was SUCH a Monet!"

by Katy Avila August 9, 2006

monet

(pronounced mon-AY) a woman who looks attractive from afar, but upon closer inspection is physically disappointing.

A reference to the work of French Impressionist painter Claude Monet.

Character 1: Hey, check out that brunette over there in the ticket line.

Character 2: No, dude, I just walked past her - total monet.

by A-Simm April 22, 2007

monet

A hairy lower back. At first sight looks like a tattoo...but up close it's a hairy lower back.

Yo mayne, I thought that wuz a tramp stamp...but it wuz a fuckin' monet son!!

by COB PanchoVilla January 14, 2008