Mendoza Eyes

The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.

Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!

by fuckingshitshit October 27, 2014

Mondo Owada

*SPOILERS*A cool dude that everyone thinks is gay with Kiyotaka Ishimaru. (Personally, Y E S.)
Ultimate Biker Gang Leader
Killed his brother 🥺
My top kin 🙏
Lord have mercy this butter tastes awful...

Have you heard of Mondo Owada? He’s such a cool dude.

by mondoowada January 31, 2021

Luis Mendoza

The hottest hockey player you’ll ever see.

Me: Isn’t Luis Mendoza hot?!!
Friend: Luis who?
Me: you live under a rock.

by brysnowden13 August 7, 2019

mondaze

a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday

I locked my keys in my car because I was in a total Mondaze. I hate the start of a new work week.

by luv24328 August 9, 2009

Mondaze

Feeling extremely unhappy because the weekend is over and you have no choice but to go back to reality.

Mondaze at work. Wish it was Friday!

by whenimaqueen August 21, 2018

Mondo Butter

My favourite brand of butter! Mondo butter is made with pure quality, and is the best you'll ever taste. Buy some now at the Hope's Peak Academy cafeteria!

"Dude, I'm seriously craving some Mondo Butter."

by frogs11037 November 29, 2020

Mondo Dook

Used to describe taking a massive shit, first coined by Murr of the TV show Impractical Jokers

I got to take a mondo dook, where's the bathroom!?

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018