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Monkeyitis

Noun - Pathology.

A reoccurring ailment characterized by the attraction to members of the opposite sex who are not available for a relationship.

Also noted for its incredible difficulty to be cured.

Origin - 2000s; English: Monkey + itis.
"What happened to that girl you liked?"

"Yeah, well, it was going well until 'Monkeyitis' struck again"

"Ah shit man, that's tough".
by Monkey1991 December 27, 2009
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Mendacitis

Mendacitis is a brain infection caused by lies, and is prevalent amongst the brainwashed, brainless and braindead IslamoFascists and antisemites.
Liars suffer from a specific brain infection, called mendacitis
by 18PigsDontFly May 5, 2025
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