monkeying about

To fool around. (non-sexually)
seen in Red Vs Blue 53

"While we're sitting here just jabbering the Reds are over there monkeying about!"

by Hollicide March 30, 2005

Mondoing

The same thing as bros icing bros, but with MONDOS. Mondo is the white person equivalent of kool aid jammers and can be found at the dollar store in packs of 6 for only one dollar. You must present the Mondo in a creative manner so that the victim finds it and chugs it on one knee while you yell obscenities at them. If you have Mondo's on you, you may use them as defense. The greatest defense known to date is five. The person who drank them all nearly threw up.

(Corey doesn't know he's part of a Mondoing scheme)

Nick: "Yo Corey come check out this new cd i got, it's in my trunk!"

Corey: "Sick, what cd is it!?"

(Everyone jumps in) "Ahhh you just got MONDO'D, get on your knee and chug it you pussy!"

by mondobike August 25, 2010

Mandaring

to purposely divert attention from what would otherwise be of greater importance, to something else of lesser significance. By doing so, the lesser-significant event is catapulted into the limelight, drowning proper attention to what was originally the more important issue.

In Iron Man 3 press releases, Kevin Feige was Mandaring the Marvel fans about Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce's portrayal of the villain.

by Scranter August 21, 2013

mondayitis

The seemingly contaigous disease that effects people on Mondays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by over celebrating Sunday Funday. Home cures include late night breakfastses, sleeping late and half-hearted pledges of sobriety. Usually lasts until Friday Eve.

whenever i celebrate sunday funday, i usually end up with a bad case of mondayitis!

by duffball October 22, 2009

mondingo

A mondingo is a very large, often erect, hairy penis, that is dirty.

Wow Chad, I can't even lie I love your mondingo on my forehead

by Prestigous July 25, 2017

Mondayne

A mundane Monday.

So I arrived at work today, and I am staring at the same thing that I did last Friday. Actually the same thing I've been working on all month. It's definitely another Mondayne.

by willbchou March 30, 2011

mondayitis

when you feel tired and grouchy on a monday because you have had a rough weekend usually with little or no sleep

darn this mondayitis i feel so tired

by -cliche- November 19, 2007