Monkey 

To fool with something. To fix, tinker, mess with.

Stop monkeying around with that!

Monkey by monkiki May 13, 2005

monkey 

a animal that lives in trees and eats banana's

any of the pg tips actors are monkeys

monkey by blazin hot real facts January 11, 2010

Monkey 

cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
or
a furry animal with destructive tendencies

Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey

Monkey by Psymonos March 24, 2003

monkey 

One who holds a job that requires little or no intelligence and could basically be done by any of the lesser primates.

I hate being a supermarket monkey.

monkey by Imus August 26, 2004

monkey 

A slang term for female genitalia

Twerk that monkey lemme see you get low

monkey by Nick-a-J April 9, 2006

monkey 

1. furry animals with loveable characters.

2. cockney term for £500

1. i was walking with my missus past the monkeys at London zoo, one of the bastards threw its own shite at us!!

2. "Fuckin' ell, just bought a Danny Marr for a monkey! Jubbly

monkey by Joe April 14, 2004

Monkey 

racist word for a black person

There are way to many monkeys int he ghetto!!!

Monkey by crazyfock November 5, 2003