by Regan and Lisa Brunsvold December 28, 2007
A momster is something your mother can turn into when she flips her shit and freaks out at you. This normally happens when:
1) you cut your own hair
2) you pierce yourself
3) when you break something
4) when you accidently say something in front of her that is more of a "friend remark"
or 5) when you accidently drop your guinea pig that she really loves to feed.
1) you cut your own hair
2) you pierce yourself
3) when you break something
4) when you accidently say something in front of her that is more of a "friend remark"
or 5) when you accidently drop your guinea pig that she really loves to feed.
teenager: "hey mom nice new computer charger" *poke* *crash* D= "umm....te-he-he-he..." *runs in room...followed by a mom...*
Momster: "YOU %^&* TEENAGER touchin' on my effing charger!!!!! AHHHerrrrrrrHAhbdsfjdkjf..."
teenager: "0_o holy shit, my mom just turned into a momster and flipped her shit.. "
Momster: "YOU %^&* TEENAGER touchin' on my effing charger!!!!! AHHHerrrrrrrHAhbdsfjdkjf..."
teenager: "0_o holy shit, my mom just turned into a momster and flipped her shit.. "
by Magentaa0_o September 12, 2011
Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.
by Miscusername July 26, 2024
Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.
by Miscusername July 26, 2024
A nasty stepmom who always has a resting bitch. Face is unpleasant and treats, her husband and her husband’s family like garbage but her own family can do no wrong.
My step momster got her own kids something lovely for the party but only got my kid a crappy cheap trinket.
by Cat daddy 043 April 09, 2023
Momster is when a scary and angry man does a satanic ritual and becomes what we call a momster. Momsters can be very dangerous but you will know when you meet one because they are sus as fuck.
by GergeManDoc February 17, 2021