momster

An active member of the mommy mafia. (A mobster in the mommy mafia.)

"She's a new member of the West Oak Mommy Mafia - a momster in training."

by Regan and Lisa Brunsvold January 10, 2008

momster

a woman who kills her own child

Casey Anthony is a momster.

by BrookeNM July 5, 2011

momster

A momster is something your mother can turn into when she flips her shit and freaks out at you. This normally happens when:

1) you cut your own hair
2) you pierce yourself
3) when you break something

4) when you accidently say something in front of her that is more of a "friend remark"
or 5) when you accidently drop your guinea pig that she really loves to feed.

teenager: "hey mom nice new computer charger" *poke* *crash* D= "umm....te-he-he-he..." *runs in room...followed by a mom...*

Momster: "YOU %^&* TEENAGER touchin' on my effing charger!!!!! AHHHerrrrrrrHAhbdsfjdkjf..."

teenager: "0_o holy shit, my mom just turned into a momster and flipped her shit.. "

by Magentaa0_o September 12, 2011

Momster

A mom who is emotionally and or physically abusive. She can be passive aggressive or a bully as well. Often puts her needs before her own children's. Has no regard for her child's overall health and well being.

My mom never comes to my volleyball games, she is such a momster.

My mom tells me I'm fat every morning, she is such a momster.

My mom would rather do drugs then feed my brother and I, she's a momster.

by Sunshine879 April 14, 2025

Momster truck

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.

Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.

by Miscusername July 26, 2024

Momster

A terrible mother. Her kids may not talk to her due to actions such as: emotional abuse, neglect, or putting herself before them.

She is such a momster, she was never there for me.

by Sunshine879 April 13, 2025

Momster truck

Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.

Sorry I'm late. The road was jammed up with stupid momster trucks doing the school run.

by Miscusername July 26, 2024