get mommed

To get pregnant, as in becoming a mom.

Girl: I totally got mommed by my boyfriend last night and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

Girl friends to girl: What does the EPT say? Did you get mommed.

Girl to guy: Let's get pregnant.
Guy: I'm going to mom you tonight in bed and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

by BigMikeInAustin December 29, 2009

momed

momed is what some person on gawds awful towers discord keeps saying anyway the invite is discord.gg/ SSwaXru

guy:hey dude
guy 2:what?
guy:you got MOMED AHHAHAHAHAHA
guy 2:bruh

by belkuklover8888888 December 4, 2020

mommed

A condition or state of having just received a package in the mail from your mom, containing random items which you will absolutely never use, proving how little your mother actually knows about you.

Person 1: I just got a package from my mom.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.

by Festacstafest December 9, 2008

momodou

A smart,halal man with a pure heart he doesn't date or crush instead he has a halal wife and he is too good at football

he is a momodou

by tuwbsla October 23, 2020

momoe sawaki

momoe sawaki, the 4th main female introduced in the anime/show wonder egg priority, she is supposedly a masculine female, she is heavily trans coded and fans believe she is transgender, there is many evidence pointing to this, she is perceived as a nice, protective friend who is very caring and willing to listen, she is the niece of one of the characters specifically sawaki (the teacher), she dislikes being perceived as male or masculine.

a fan: hmm I think i kin momoe sawaki

another fan: oh you do? awesome I love momoe kinnies

by enemiestoloversslowburnchuuya March 29, 2021

get momed

What you say to anyone when something shitty occurs to them

Person 1: *slips on banana and cracks open skull*
Person 2: HAH... get momed

by Drooper is cool November 19, 2020

get momed

The phrase when something shitty happens to someone you know

Person 1: *slips on banana and straight up dies*
Person 2: HAH... get momed

by Drooper is cool November 19, 2020