mumism

To justify anything using the moral shield of being a mother.

or
Abusing the role of being a mother as a defence mechanism.

Mother using mumism: "I am so proud of my child being the top of his class.

Another capable parent: "isn't your child home schooled?"
Mother using mumism: "and he's starting his piano lessons soon, my little Einstein"

"I can't believe you let your child eat McDonald's, didn't you know it gives your children Autism. I would never do that to my child"

by fknKronin June 27, 2017

Moo Mooism

If you're converting to Moo Mooism it means to just do it. You make rash desciscions and that's what we're all about. Convert today, convert to Moo Mooism.

Come on man don't be shy, Convert to Moo Mooism.

by Swanky and moo moo2.0 January 21, 2021

momosmissingjokbal

a kpop stan tiktok account

hey did you see what momosmissingjokbal posted?

by coco likes boba tea January 8, 2021

momistitute

a mom who has a problem keeping her legs shut.

"Jason's mom is a momstitue beasue she slept with the coach."

by Ethan Goodenough April 25, 2005

Momish

A mixture of "Omish" and "Mennonite", founded on October 19th 2020 after Oley Valley Girls Field Hockey Clapped Lancaster Mennonite and converted them to Momish. Followers of Momish must wear mom jeans 24/7, have to drive soccer mom vans, and allowed to use electricity......sometimes.......

Did you hear Becca is Momish now?

by Neidert October 19, 2020

Mimism

Mimism is a religion practiced mainly in Kanto and on online forums(mainly reddit and 4chan). These groups worship the Pokémon Mr. Mime almost as a god. There is a story in their sacred text that states, “ Mr. Mime was a young Pokémon when his first act of greatness was caught. He heard a man scream in a very high pitched tone and he instantly ran to the source of the sound to find a man on fire. With his amazing miming skills he mimed a firehose and quickly put the fire out. There were other occurrences of strange acts, some say they have seen him flying, or fighting off a Hypno that was in the act of child-napping a bunch of crusty iPad kids. “ The followers of mimism can typically be seen with either clown makeup or a very strange aura around them.. Nobody is quite sure why, more research is needed to prove why. Once every year under a blue moon these followers will be seen gathering at Stonehenge presumably to pray or please their god. Blood has been found on scene the following day. The dietary restriction for this group is anything healthy, their main source of food is any sort of junk food(mainly poorly made ramen and McDonalds).

Person1: hey have you heard about what happened at Stonehenge?
Person 2: yeah... I think it was that weird mimism cult..

by ItzCalora November 15, 2022

Discord Modism

The practice of being a discord mod by banning, muting, or imprisoning people because they disagree with you or are trying to have fun.

Yo have you heard of the COTR Milsim, they really practice discord modism over there.

by Chungu’s August 6, 2021