momomimichestersky

Momomimichestersky is the fish ruler of all the fishes. He is the best of the best, the coolest fish that ever lived on this earth.

Praise our fish lord, Momomimichestersky!

by Momomoshsposh December 2, 2007

mombomb

spam and forwarded email that comes from your parents

I just got a three-page mombomb that says I will die if I don't forward it to ten people.

by semiotimatic June 11, 2008

Momsomnia

A term used to describe a Mom, who's child wakes her up at night but then immediately falls back to sleep, leaving the Mom restless and unable to get back to sleep herself.

"Honey it's 4am, the baby went back to sleep, why are you up cleaning the bathroom?"

"I can't get back to sleep, got a bad case of Momsomnia"

by Pris Pris October 4, 2014

momometer

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation

I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!

by hersyfit March 19, 2015

Soccer Momdementalist

noun: (see soccer mom)
1. A prissy, sexually repressed middle aged mother who reacts with self righteous indignation to any self confident attractive woman who invades her personal domain (any activity she participates in)

She views other attractive and self confident women as a threat to her existence, especially when her husband and children pay more attention to them then they do to her.

She reacts with a fundamentalist furor attempting to force her self righteous morality upon others by complaining to anyone who will listening and if that fails, using bribery and financial blackmail to get her way.

You should have seen the looks on the Soccer Momdementalist's faces when they saw us in our new derby outfits.

by A. Symetrical September 2, 2010

momomomomomo

momomomomo is scary

momomomomomo

by you don't search September 30, 2021

Mombomb

Newport-based grunge band who would be really good if only they had talent. Also lacking a good dose of humility.

"D'you wanna go to TJ's tonight? Mombomb are playing." ... "No."

by Bernard Manning March 27, 2003