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Your about to get straight up mollywhopped, bitch.
mollywhop by C.Bizzle July 10, 2003
To Steal something, Hit something or someone, smack someone, hump someone, take something
Suzie Mollywhopped Johnny Last night in my bed.
Tiff Mollywhopped Simon in the face with her right fist
Mollywhop by Spliffany June 11, 2006
To get in that ass so good that when they wake up from getting their head mangled, nose crumpled, teeth extracted, brain jumbled, cheeks lifted, eyes crossed, chin tapped, and what ever else the mafia used to do.
The white boy called a group of black panthers in the middle of a black power rally "n_word" and got his honkey dorey ass mollywhopped.
Mollywhop by UNCLE FUSS December 28, 2014
to hit someone with a BK whopper with weed or ecstacy in it;(mollywhopper) a BK 'whopper' containing weed or ecstacy
*a girl is on stage and gets hit by a mollywhopper*
boy1: DAMN he mollywhoped the shit otta her!!!
boy2: Hell yeah!
mollywhop by NAVI March 12, 2014
1. A brutal close handed whop to the dome that knocks the shit out of whoever it comes into contact with

2. A brutal mixed drink that knocks the shit out of whoever it comes into contact with
Recipe:

Step 1. Fill the largest cup you have half to three quarters full with the strongest liquors you've got available.

Step 2. Fill the rest of the cup up with anything you think might taste good when mixed with random booze

Step 3. Drink that shit, finish it too, don't be a pussy.
1."Damn son, did you see that dude mollywhop that bitch over there?!"
2. "Yeah man, his liver shot itself after he downed 3 mollywhops in one night."
A water bottle that one has poured the contents of a ADHD pill in, such as vyvanse or addedal. Mollywhop is used for micro dosing stimulants in order to make the effects last longer. Can also be mixed with vodka in a water bottle. It's called mollywhop due to its strong and long lasting effect.
George: Hey man, wanna go to the carnival today?

Victor: Sure, just let me make some mollywhop real quick.
Mollywhop by Whodatis122 May 28, 2018