Cock milking

This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.

‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023

Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

by Coco Sean August 10, 2016

You think you’re a big man for mocking me?

One may use the phrase “You think you’re a big man for mocking me?” to ask if another thinks that they are a "big man" because they are teasing (“mocking”) you. This phrase may be used as an exclamation or/and to ask another’s intent.

Once the student had stopped teasing her, the teacher asked the student, ”You think you’re a big man for mocking me?”

by MasterBenedict October 22, 2019

milking studs

A male strip club located in Austin, Texas.

I dance nightly at the male male strip club called Milking Studs, and I swear you bought a dance from me.

by definition guy2610 March 11, 2017

milking a dead rat

to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).

1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.

2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.

by buches October 9, 2012

Bull Milking

1. The process of capturing semen from male cattle for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2. Sexual stimulation of a male by a partner's hand.

It takes a brave man to be part of a bull milking team.

by Woolburr December 2, 2007

Milking the chamber

When toking from a bong, one must hold a lit lighter to the end of the chalice, put his mouth to the opening at the top of the bong and breath in to draw the smoke up and into the chamber. The process is referred to as 'milking the chamber.' Once the chamber has been milked appropriately, the toker takes his thump from the rush hole and breathes in HARD, sucking up a sweet blend of air and smoke which may give him a harsh headrush.

"Dude, you milked that chamber nicely, now take yo' thumb off the rush hole and BREATHE IT!!"

by Rep August 24, 2004