moisturiser

i said it to ur guys faces all da time it aint my fault if u dont listen!!! i dont bitch behind peoples backs something u guys wouldnt understand

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

moisturiser

one who continuously moisturises and bitches about everything. mating call: oh my god oh my god oh my god can i borrow some moisturiser oh my god

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Moisturiser Bomb

when you have a (plastic) tub of moisturiser and you chuck it at the wall and it smashes on impact and showers and covers everything in sight with moisturiser!
(be warned, take cover before it smashes!)

you are in a public toilet cubicle and you have a tub or two of cheap moisturiser and you moisturiser bomb them by lobbing them over and at walls and they shower all the men who are urinating with moisturiser!!!!

by blazunbazun October 3, 2012

Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

Does Chris moisturize?

The idea of questioning if Chris from Mrbeast YouTube videos moisturizes.

Does Chris moisturize?

by Does Chris moisturize? August 26, 2019

Taiwanese Moisturizer

Waking up to semen on the hand cause you be night jerkin the salty sailors down south. Then smearing the spunk all over the skin.

"How is your skin so soft?"

"Taiwanese Moisturizer helps,"
"OKAY!"

by FaggotinaHat March 16, 2019

Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.

by White Retard February 6, 2018