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Monsterate

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.
by The Lone Will February 26, 2011
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Moitrayee

Moitrayee is a gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. She loves to put a smile on everyone’s face and always puts others first than herself. She’s kind, smart, and very genuine. She has an amazing body and a beautiful voice. She can also dance and is incredibly smart. Everyone wants to be her friend because she is just that pure amazing.
Have you guys seen Moitrayee fance? She’s so good!

Moitrayees body is to die for

Moitrayee is so smart and so beautiful!
by Hemmo2001 April 13, 2018
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Magistrate

A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.
"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."
by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008
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Moistatious

The effect on women when they are being flirtatious which makes them moist
Candy: "I was flirting with this hot guy last night in the club, he was making me moistatious"
by Superbri July 15, 2015
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monstrate

to show something true without yielding any knowledge of the cause, or without a logical basis or underlying tangible equation.

eymology: english "demonstrate", from latin "demonstrare," "to show completely", from de- (of, concerning) + monstrare (show)
A lot of people monstrate innate psychic abilities and even other psychics have no idea what's going on.

Monstrations are the exception to the norm, as science can explain nearly everything.
by Yatri Trivedi February 3, 2007
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Magistrate`

A very noble and respectable guy. He knows no equal to his style, nor intellect. If anyone were to call him by another name it would be, quite simply, God.
"Damn Magistrate`, you truly are the most perfect person on the face of the earth. Infact some would say you have ascended to a higher level, the level of a God"
by Kevon November 25, 2004
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Moistatocity

The level of how wet a chick is. This is through masturbation, sex, or however the fuck people get off nowadays. It is from 1-10, 1 being being like the Mojave Desert, and 10 is actually considered one of the wonders of the world. It is also called "waterfall vagina" or "the fifth ocean" and is extremely rare. Proceed with caution when around a one as it can cause penile rashes. 10 also poses a threat to water-logging your penis. It is said in legend that Albert Einstein himself created the scale of moistatocity to tell his brothers how wet the bitches were when he would get them. Chuck Norris (also in legend) is said to have had experienced 10s throughout all intercourse he has participated in, whether that be women masturbating to him, or actually fucking them. All hail the moistatocity scale!
"So Tommy, I heard you got another bitch last night. What was her level of moistatocity?"

"I'd give her 7. Because I make all the bitches wet.
by Istrokebananas69 August 12, 2014
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