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Mohan

A lazy ass dude who may be good at one thing but is horrible at the rest. For example he could be good at riding a bike but bad at riding a dick
Dude he is such a mohan
by Onelazyassegg April 26, 2019
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A guy named Mohan who moans day in and day out. But nevertheless is a based guy and is in company of chads. Is a gay though.

Some people with this name are totally beta. For eg. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, a beta pacifist cuck who would agree to take in 25 circumscised shlongs in his mouth for exchange of gulabi.
Mohandas was a beta cuck.
by ssaannii October 18, 2021
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The sexiest guy out there, cares about friends and cares about his love, he is loved by his friends and is probably the nicest guys out there, and is a great secretkeeper and doesnt reveal anything
Oh I wish I can be a Mohan!
by heckermen2021 November 21, 2021
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Mohan is the name given to an incarnation of God. So hee is as beautiful as a God, inside out. He is the best friend anyone can ask for. Has high dreams.
Hey, he is a Mohan
by Mack8112 November 22, 2021
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Mohan is known as Lover boy
Manikanta is like mohan
by CodingXpert November 25, 2021
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Mohan is a Chinese freshman guy that thinks he’s all that because he lifts. He is the king of ego lifting and has eyes that are so small that when he smiles it seems like he’s closing his eyes. Even when his face is relaxed his eyes are still small just like his genital that he will never be able to use. One time mohan (whos a steroid head) went to Walgreens to get a small condom but he still couldn’t find one his size because there are no super small sized condoms. Mohan never shuts up about his lefts and always says “shut up Sam ima beat you up” and glazes every bodybuilder to exist. This steroid head thinks size is all that matters in a fight and he lost to Ethan who is skinnier than him but his excuse was “I’m injured”or “I wasn’t trying”. In our school there’s this phrase “shut the Mohan up” and it’s used whenever mohan talks about his lifts that he never shuts up about.
Shut the mohan up mohan”
by D1Mohanhater May 10, 2024
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Mohan bhagwat

Prefers Mohammad Mohan as his alt name
A sanghi dhimmi cvck who calls himself a Hindu but prefers to sit in the lap of muxl!m$.
Opens up Muslim rashtriya manch to promote inclusiveness amongst mléchhás but they don't give a rat's a$$ to him.
Mohan bhagwat is what us muzl!m$ need to make dar-ul-ixl@m a reality
by Dharmaenabler July 4, 2021
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