mcgurt

noun: slang for semen

verb: used to express the action of ejaculating

noun: Is that a mcgurt stain on your pants? Dude, gross!

verb: Can you mcgurt while you're drunk? It always takes me forever!

by randy macho man savage December 23, 2008

Muscles Megurt

A term used to make fun of someone who is trying to show off their strength, but is weak.

C'mon Muscles Megurt, lift that 90 weight!

by Electric Oatmeal Cookie October 2, 2017

Dirt McGurt

The same as saying "sick" "ill" "dirty" but if you feel like rhyming then you say "Dirt McGurt"
Always spelled with a capitol "D" "M" and "G" because it is like a name.

" This game is so sick, man"
" Ya tell me about it, it's Dirt McGurt "

by Real Words August 10, 2009

Dirt McGurt

noun - a female that is not just extreamly slutty but extreamly ugly also. Not to be confussed with the general slut, the Dirt McGurt is an ugly and quite possibly fat slut, whore and or skank.

also know as "Drit Dirt" , "Dirty McGurty" and the ultimate "Dirtus McGurtus"

"dude thats the biggest Dirt McGurt i've ever see"

"DID U SEE THAT DIRT MCGURT!!!"... "oh em gee that was a dirt"

(while passing by a Dirt McGurt)"DIRT DIRT!!"

by wojo December 15, 2004

mogart

a very rude individual

that person is a mogart because he is being very mean to that girl

by mathezac000 April 21, 2009

Mourt

When you didn't think hurt could hurt more. Mourt.
Adjective: Hopelessness, worthless, solemn, pained, loneliness, sadness, broken-hearted, heart-sick, gloomy, anguish, dolor, grief, mourning, somberness, sorrow, woefulness

Noun: An emotional state or reaction.
"A feeling of mourt after my love one passed, and was left alone"

Mourt is an awful state of great suffering of body or mind.

by hugandkiss2424 February 3, 2022

Mourteesia

Mourteesia is the best person you’ll ever meet. They’re loyal and loves to spend time with you. They’re smart but is too lazy. They loves all her friends and tend to please them, including the people around them. They act like a black cat but in the inside their whole personality is a golden retriever. Don’t leave them, they’ll treat you the absolute best.

Mourteesia is the best.

by casW March 13, 2023