A small hairy animal, usually sent to your college PO box, that follows you wherever you go, constantly insulting you and sometimes scratching and biting your arms and legs. He often causes you to miss school and work, and he alienates all your friends. Often fatal.
See also depression
See also depression
H: Ooh, mail!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!
by Holly-Day April 16, 2006
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to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa
a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir
experiment to your liking
to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa
a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir
experiment to your liking
Boyfriend; hey babe can you make me a moffee please
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!
by Marcus Dela Vega August 2, 2006
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"gosh lucy, you're such a freaking moffer!" -cindy
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You are such a moffla
hell yeah i ate seven moffla's
when im dancing i like to do the moffla
its can be used anywhere, in anyway, im mofflaing right now.
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when im dancing i like to do the moffla
its can be used anywhere, in anyway, im mofflaing right now.
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