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Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.
Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
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animal molester

Yeah, some animal molester just fucked my pet snake
by Deez p money June 29, 2015
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molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.
"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."
by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004
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molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.
oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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molester van

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.
Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)
by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008
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child molester

someone that has sex with little kids
kyle depenning likes to have sex with little kids every nite
he is a child molester
by kyle depenning December 9, 2006
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Monstertrainer64

Oh look! its Monstertrainer64! We know for sure he is on his way to Burger King!
by raskealex March 28, 2022
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