Modafinil

The most sought after cognitive enhancer ever. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert. And it lifts your mood a little. It's like coffee, but better. Modafinil is a eugeroic (wakefulness enhancer).

Dude 1: You got some Modafinil?! I need it!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 14, 2020

Moderaped

When your posted comment gets edited by a moderator

Jim: Hey wait a minute, that's not the comment I posted, someone changed it!

John: LOL you got moderaped!

by NinjaDogma October 16, 2012

Midari Ikishima

literally the hottest character in kakegurui.

A: Have you seen Kakegurui? Yumeko Jabari is insane, she’s my favourite.
B: Midari Ikishima is way better, the guillotine scene was crazy.

by v0cal0id March 7, 2021

Madara Marc Exclusive

An underrated beat producer who really needs some more attention if I’m being honest. His style is very different from most people and it’s really cool. You may not like his beats at first but the more you listen to them the better they get. And before you ask, no, I’m not him. Just a fan wanting to spread a message.

“Yo have you heard of this beat producer called Madara Marc Exclusive?”
“No I haven’t but I’ll check him out!”

by stuffthatonlyyouwouldsearch January 13, 2021

Madara Uchiha

A freaking overpowered character from Masashi Kishimoto's Naruto. He is really cool and an antagonist. He hates/loves his rival Hashirama Senju.

"Damn, Madara is powerful!"-Shinobi Alliance (in their heads)
"Run! It's Madara Uchiha!"-Shinobi Alliance

by Tomioka-san May 1, 2020

Modafinil alarm clock

Modafinil alarm clock is when you take 200mg of Modafinil the morning before, like around 8am. Then the main effects lasts 12 hours. You stay awake and alert. Then there's about 100mg left in your body at 8pm. You go to sleep at midnight, and instead of usually waking up at 8pm, you wake up at 5am feeling refreshed. Basically, you wake up earlier and only sleep 5 hours. Then 8 hours the next day. Then 11 hours the next day (to catch up on sleep) then back to 8 hours. If you try another Modafinil the next week, you will only sleep 5 hours the first night.

Another way Modafinil alarm clock can work is by setting up an alarm to wake up an hour before the time you want. Let's say you slept at midnight and need to wake up at 6am to get ready to leave at 8am. You set the alarm clock for 5am. You wake up groggy, drink water from a water bottle and take 200mg of Modafinil. You go back to sleep. You wake up at 5:30am or 6:00am feeling alert, refreshed, and energized. You brush your teeth, make breakfast, put on clothes, take medication (if it applies), and skip the coffee and grab some stuff and then leave and buy a soda. Modafinil is the coffee of the future!

I woke up at 8am. I took 200mg Modafinil yesterday. I stayed up during the day awake and alert and energized. I slept 5 hours and woke up at 5am feeling refreshed and energized. Taking Modafinil is better than drinking loads of coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!

I woke up to my alarm clock all groggy at 5am. I took 200mg of Modafinil. I went to bed and woke up at 6am alert, awake, and energized. This is better than caffeine. I don't need crappy no good coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 11, 2022

Modaring

sleeping for several continuous days, even through natural disasters

F: What have you been doing over the weekend?

M: I’ve been Modaring the whole time!

by IVUL February 3, 2020