Moazzam

Urdu name that derives from the word greatness. It is usually given to hot Pakistani boys. Once they hit puberty they usually grow their beard and they are into arabian girls. Always looking after their body, they are usually very fit. They have a funny sense of humor and a kind heart. If you ever cross paths with a Moazzam make sure you never let go as they are by far one of the rarest purest forms of men. One would also say they are God-like. (Half-God half Human).

Person1: Omg look at that angel over there
Person2: He is definitely a Moazzam

by 123eatpoopoo123 June 18, 2013

Mozza

An Egyptian term for any curvey foxy girl who's wearing a sexy outfit and usually showing some flesh.

Dude1: shoft elmozza elli 3addet di yala? (did you see this mozza who passed by, dude?
Dude2: Shut the fuck up you son of a bitch, she's my sister!
Dude1: Ooops, bardoo mozza! (still is a mozza)

by Oldhippie December 25, 2008

Mozambique Mozzarella Stick

The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.

My friend dishes out the meanest Mozambique Mozzarella Sticks.

by Sinfrey August 27, 2009

mazzard

1. British slang for head, skull

2. A wild sweet cherry (Prunus avium) often used as grafting stock; a very hard wood

Cassio told Montano he'd knock him over the mazzard if he didn't bacdafucup, but he kept fucking with him so Cassio knocked out his brains.

by Fire Me Hotly September 11, 2009

Mozzarella Moment

The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.

Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.

The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.

Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.

by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 10, 2015

moazan

Rich boy who cannot do a push-up but is otherwise the most ripped person you will ever meet. He always buys the latest iPhones because dad is a doctor. Looks like a snack. Knows everything about the most useless shit but knows nothing about the simplest things. Always writes in font size 40. Is the kind of guy to get a 0 on a literacy test because no one can read his handwriting. Was born in North America and lived most of his life there but still can not speak English for shit. Can not take two steps without falling on his own weight. WILL NEVER GO PAST THE AGE OF 30. Takes pride in telling everyone how big of a fatass he is. Spends over 3 months on the same project and still gets 60%. Has no table manners what so ever. Single-handedly holds down the percentage of healthy people in this world.

Yo, do not disrespect him, he is MOAZAN...

by MoazanBuster November 2, 2018

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.

"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."

by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020