MABIM

Middle Aged Bald Indian Man.

A species thriving in IT departments of most Global Companies. Generally speaks very good english with a strong accent, fixes your computer issues like magic and eats home-cooked naan with chicken tikka for lunch at office desk.

1. "That MABIM fixed my software bug in two seconds, isnt he a genius?"

2. Bhavesh Bhelpandi: Hi, this is Bob, how may I assist you?
James: I was looking for Bhavesh Bhelpandi to talk about a problem with my computer.
Bhavesh Bhelpandi: Oh, i like to be called Bob.

James: eh? *confused*
Bhavesh Bhelpandi: Well, we MABIMs generally change our names proudly to suit the tongue of westerners.

by ProjectFickleMinds January 16, 2011

Mobile Game Ads

I BET YOU WONT REACH PINK LEVEL

The Mobile Game Ads are hunting us down!

by godhelpmeplease July 9, 2020

scare-mobile

A cop car that was once a cop car, but after a police auction or something, it is now in the hands of just some random person. (It may or may not have all the accessories a normal cop car has). When driving down the road in a neighborhood, it may scare the crap out of some people who are on the road into slowing their vehicles down so they don't get busted. It may even disperse a potential drug deal in progress.

(Crack deal in progress)

Tom: A'ight, man, hit me up wit' some udda good stuff.
Alec: Aww, shit! Hold up hold up.. Looks like we got some 5-0.
Tom: Man, that ain't the popos.. It's a damn scare-mobile!
Alec: Damn, that was close. Damn scare-mobiles got me all shook up an' shit.

by Da Baba March 11, 2010

Moanic

A moanic is a white dog turd. Many tend to be crusty and sun bleached. A monic is the unicorn of poops. In fact many people collect them when stumbling upon them.
A moanic could also be the white part of a bird turd.

Guy 1: Woah what is that?

Guy 2: that’s a moanic!!! You should take it, that’s a once in lifetime find!!!

by TheOG_McNasty January 24, 2019

Peasant-mobile

A type of vehicle in which a peasant would drive to disguise their peasant nature. It is often found that Maserati's are the most common choice of peasant-mobile because of their flashy looks, Chrysler like interior, and lack luster performance.

Guy 1: Hey I just got a new car!
Guy 2: It better not be a peasant-mobile...
Guy 1: haha I would never degrade myself like that.

by I_feel_like_im_21_savage October 16, 2016

Mobile manwhich

Sexual three-way between brothers.

In Alabama, the Mobile manwhich is fairly common.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

Community Mobbing

Community mobbing is a form of group bullying. Community mobbing is characterized by a coordinated “ganging up” by a group with several ring leaders, and many more followers that target a person for generalized harassment within their neighborhood or city. It is distinct from workplace mobbing, and academic or school place mobbing because it extends into the larger community in which the target lives. The mobbing activities are conducted by neighbors, community watch groups, or, even snitches when there is police involvement.

The internet is ablaze with terms like organized stalking and organized mobbing, however, the accepted academic term for this is community mobbing.

by Peacefrog71 November 1, 2013